Today was a pretty chill day, we all slept in a lot. After we woke up we got breakfast then went home to do homework. Around 3 o'clock we left and went to go get tickets for an acrobatics show. We had about 3 hours to kill so we went down to a mall to eat soup dumplings at their food court. We got giant xiao long bao that were so big that they came with a straw. My mom and I walked into a store that was like a Sally beauty store in a mall to find nail polish. We couldn't find it so we asked the lady and she basically gave us a whole tour of the place. Then when we found the nail polish she then proceeded to take my hand and paint the polish on my fingers. After we chose what we wanted she dragged us over to this little stand just outside the store and said, "how old is your mom?" Mom said, "I'm 50." Then the lady said, "I'm 60 and I have less eye bags than you!" Then without even asking she put some stuff on her fingers and then just wiped it all around my mom's eye. Then she said" buy this now and you can get this free" but my mom said "No, I'm fine." The sales lady said "It'll make you look younger!" but then my mom said "I only look old because I had a bad year, I have cancer." And at this point I'm just trying to breathe because I'm laughing so hard. Then the lady asked, "ohhhh did you get a surgery?" My mom nodded and the lady asked, "are you good now?" My mom nodded and then the lady asked if my moms boobs were fake but my mom didn't understand and said "yes"and she said, "wow they look good!" Then we left. Dad thinks that if mom said she is 70 years old the saleslady would claim she was 80 years old with less bags under her eyes. After that we went to an acrobat show that was very cool.
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